bowlingforsoup:

in 6th grade i got a trojan virus on my computer but i was too afraid to tell my dad because it was a trojan and i didnt want him to think i was looking up condoms so i just lived with it

(Source: davethebarbarian)

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Emo-Ontario/111901762159532

omfg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKFUIlfQ0Js

andrew you’re like 12 more times as intimidating now 

“You know, there was a girl in our school… she had premarital sex. You know what she did on graduation day? DIED. FROM OVERDOSE. OF HEROIN”

i look a lot like miranda cosgrove and sometimes this upsets me

at least my head is of proportional size

rumour:

pre10tious:

rumour:

pre10tious:

please like this if you’re hot so i can stalk your tagged/me

Reblogging it because I’m not hot, I’m beautiful. Learn the difference, asshole.

Felipe, if this gets 12,000 notes like the last time you did this to one of my posts, then I’m going to fucking kill you. 

I’M AGITATED

STOP OPENING AND CLOSING DOORS REPEATEDLY AT 1 AM 

I WAS ALMOST ASLEEP FUCK OFF

AND ALSO YOU SHOULD STOP BEING SUCH A PUSH OVER AND STOP EXPECTING PEOPLE TO LIE TO SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF I HATE YOUR FACE AS WELL